Oh Phil, you make me laugh. You're not only a master of Zen, but also a master of words (especially those of a comedic nature). After getting beaten badly by the Spurs last Tuesday, Phil had this to say about his team's performance:

"We call this a Brokeback Mountain game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts, It was one of those games."

I'm not sure how "kickouts" refer to the movie, but I still laughed when I heard him say this. The NBA of course intervened to fine him. The next day Phil apologized for his remarks and his response may have been even funnier that the first remarks.

"If I've offended any horses, Texans, cowboys or gays, I apologize"

I just hope the horses forgive him. They are notorious for holding a grudge. You can read the AP story here